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sslzm
31.10.06, 11:53
Predstavljamo vam potpuno besplatni i gotovo sto posto pouzdani online test za trudnoću. Zaboravite neugodne odlaske u ljekarnu, skrivanje među policama i panično nazivanje ginekologa. Pred vama je jednostavan i nadasve duhovit test kojim ćete provjeriti skrivate li u sebi neko malo čudo.

Naime, izuzetan software Remote Sensor Technology (RST) u kombinaciji sa standardnim Flash plug-inom analizirat će preko 30 vaših ključnih fizičkih parametara bitnih za zdravlje. Nakon kratke evaluacije dobit ćete 99.9 posto pouzdane željene podatke. Osim toga jeste li trudni, saznat ćete još štošta, ali prije svega ćete se dobro nasmijati. Stoga ovu stranicu nikako ne treba zaobići, jer trudnoću mogu provjeriti i muškarci!


http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

small
31.10.06, 20:09
evo ja proba
piše mi da sačekam 7,8 a možda i 9 miseci pa ću sa sigurnošću utvrdit trudnoću

Anonymous
31.10.06, 23:02
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/sonogram.jpg

Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, Pseudo! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

Nakon što sam prtisnula predloženi botun uslijedilo je:

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg

It's A Girl!

Pseudo, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 14 lbs, 9 oz and have blonde hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

I ode Pseudo vidjeti tko je to moćan toliko da joj je usadio nešto bez oranja i kopanja kad ono:

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/nkid.jpg

The Neighbor Kid

Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

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I kako da ja sad kažem da ovo nije 100% siguran test trudnoće? :misli:

:lol:

teta
01.11.06, 08:11
I ja sam nosecha! :t:
I rodit cu identicnu curicu ko Pseudo :misli:

ali je tata...

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/clinton.jpg

Bill Clinton

Like thousands of other women of breeding age, you did the Horizontal Bop with Bill. Looks like he really 'felt your pain', along with a few other things.

Mademoiselle_
04.02.07, 23:50
Congratulations, mackica! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

mackica, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 10 lbs, 6 oz and have black hair and gray eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.





http://img172.imageshack.us/img172/6506/nadervg4.jpg



Ovo je otac mog djeteta:lol::lol::lol:

Mrs. T
04.02.07, 23:59
Pregnancy detected!

Congratulations, Mrs. T (s pravim imenom)! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

It's A Girl! Mrs. T, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 9 lbs, 14 oz and have red hair and blue eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.

Ralph Nader
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/nader.jpg

Pick another daddy....

Dick Cheney
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/cheney.jpg


Pick another daddy...

Arnold Schwarzenegger
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/arnold.jpg




Ja bi dečkića a ne curicu :zbunjeni:

Mrs. T
05.02.07, 00:03
Mrs. T (s nickom)

It's A Boy!

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg

jeeeeeeeeeeeee :bravo:

Mrs. T
05.02.07, 00:04
mrs.t on je moj muskarac,ne smijes mi ga otimati :ljuti:

pa nisam ti ga otela, viš da ga nisam htjela pa sam išla izabrat novog :kava:

sva sreća da se to ovdje može :rofl:

maniakalna zvjer
05.02.07, 14:20
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=Bill%20Clinton&NAME=mania&kn=Ashleigh%20Melissa%20Clinton&LBS=8&OZS=14

Zlatna
26.03.07, 10:34
It's A Girl!

Bill O'Reilly
Girl, you got no class. :alkos: Plus we hear that Bill is going to sue you for stealing his 'patriotic bodily fluids' as well as demanding 65% of the kid's future earnings. :roll:

Ramzes
26.03.07, 12:04
Muško!:bravo:
A ćaća nekakav Texaški stočar ... ne sjećam se kada sam ga sreo ... mora da me zaskočio kad sam bio pijan!:ff: Silovaaanjeeeee!
:misli:

Amelie
26.03.07, 17:43
Ja neću ovoga da se igram, ne smem ni da kažem ko mi je ispao :alkos:

Trick_Girl
04.06.07, 16:59
Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/reno2.jpg
Janet Reno Oh please girlfriend, how could you? Have you no standards? Have you lost your mind? Have you had second thoughts, feelings of shame, or an STD test?



hahaha....

a nemos virovat... ovo nikom bice nije ispalo samo meni.....

vekia
12.04.08, 08:11
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/sonogram.jpg
Pregnancy detected!
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg
It's A Boy!
Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/poolguy.jpg
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=The Pool Guy&NAME=vekia&kn=Jordan Jackson Pool Guy&LBS=15&OZS=10
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

silouette
17.04.09, 13:03
sill, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 7 lbs, 9 oz and have black hair and green eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

and happy dady issss

Jesse Jackson Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation

mags
17.04.09, 13:08
Kaže jesam...dečko je...a tata je M. Jackson :lol::lol::lol:

NiX
17.04.09, 13:10
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/sonogram.jpg
Pregnancy detected! Congratulations, Nikol@! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.



Online Pregnancy Test: It's A Girl!

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg
It's A Girl! Nikol@, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 8 lbs, 3 oz and have brown hair and hazel eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Would you like to know who the lucky father is? Our Genetic Validator module has processed that data and determined who the father must be. Click the "Who's The Daddy?" button to find out.





Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/bosshogg.jpg
Boss Hogg You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).









Booookteeee!
:auch::auch::auch::auch:


Edit:
Tek sada primjetih da je ovo ženski kutak:auch:

nightmareweaver
17.04.09, 23:17
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/peewee.jpg

PeeWee Herman

Whoah! Give us a moment to get used to the idea of you and Pee Wee Herman in bed, then schedule us for some electro-shock therapy to help erase the mental image.

Isidora
24.04.09, 12:52
a vid mog jebača

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/fabio1.jpg
Fabio You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

Ramzes
24.04.09, 12:55
Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/bosshogg.jpg
Boss Hogg You little whiskey-sippin' momma, you succumbed to the slick, double-dealin' charm of Boss Hogg. Your child will probably grow up to be a Lord (slum or war).





I tebe ova pederčina negdje zaskočila? :auch:

Ramzes
24.04.09, 12:56
a vid mog jebača

Online Pregnancy Test: The Daddy Is . . .

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/fabio1.jpg
Fabio You little Fabio-stalking vixen! Admit it- the only way this could happen is if you tripped him and beat him to the floor. Congratulations on your cat-like reflexes.

Ti si bolje prošla od mene! :lol::lol::lol:

Wasp
24.04.09, 12:59
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/fabio1.jpg




opet me varaš ti muška zvijeri,hihihihihi http://www.crostuff.net/images/smilies/gayfight2.gif

Kaiax
24.04.09, 13:15
:auch:probala..nisam trebala

onem
02.05.09, 22:19
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/sonogram.jpg
Pregnancy detected! Congratulations, onem! You're "with child". Our remote testing system has detected that you're pregnant. The Miracle Of Life has begun! To see whether your baby is a boy or a girl, click the "View My Baby" button below.

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babygirl.jpg
It's A Girl! onem, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby girl, and just look- isn't she just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby girl will weigh about 16 lbs, 14 oz and have brown hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!

LouisCyphere
02.05.09, 22:24
uff ako je smeđa nije moja jel da onem???

NiX
02.05.09, 22:36
LOL onemice, ista bebina slika kao i kod mene :cerek:

onem
06.05.09, 23:01
uff ako je smeđa nije moja jel da onem???
ako je smeđa onda je moja :lol: izvuka si se louis :rofl:


LOL onemice, ista bebina slika kao i kod mene :cerek:
nikolice pa kako neće bit kad je zajednička? :smile:

jasminchy
07.05.09, 22:23
jeep...trudnoća potvrđena...otac...ne želite znati (a bolje da ni ja nisam saznala)

NIKITA_ST
07.05.09, 22:56
:lol::lol::lol::lol:

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/sonogram.jpg

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg


http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/nkid.jpg ovo je susid



a podvalila sam ga pool guy-u:rofl::rofl::rofl:

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image.php?dad_title=The%20Pool%20Guy&NAME=niki&kn=Mike%20Brayden%20Pool%20Guy&LBS=13&OZS=8

milka
07.05.09, 23:08
http://www.thepregnancytester.com/image/babyboy.jpg
A oca nesmin pokazat :lol::lol::lol:

Mademoiselle_
07.05.09, 23:12
Ja znam i bez testa da sam trudna.

LouisCyphere
07.05.09, 23:38
Ja znam i bez testa da sam trudna.

kvragu, a jesam majstor! :smile:

Wasp
08.05.09, 10:48
lujo čudim se da nisi trudan,kako te kaja samo hebe sa onim slikama :lol:

LouisCyphere
08.05.09, 10:58
lujo čudim se da nisi trudan,kako te kaja samo hebe sa onim slikama :lol:


Ma ja ti lako prođem ko trudnica, obrijem se, našminkam, trbuh imam, džabe kod ginića.... weee